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Hello, guys.
I want to start Kenmo English Club.
This club's main objective is learning and practicing English.
Let's get started. Fuck this shit close this thread down fucking now asshole.
it's funny to know KEOMOGLISH
See you later, alligator.
please take me to the hospital
Could you teach me English?
こうやってらわざと能力を低く見せることで、本当に出来ない癖に実際は出来るかのように見せかけるの狡い
hola jaja como esta jejeje😁
bitch bitch jap jap run lan ran
Goddamn.
I wanted to make a English thread title, but It won't.
So I have to make this thread as Japanese.
Chatting and Get familiar with English is my main object.
So come on. >>22
You are a shadow character guy.
Seems your hobby is human watching ;-)
you the rock★ >>34
Show me your tits ,please. Holy shit what the fcuk dude
>>34
Please teach me English! I like Shinzo Abe.
He is our God.
I am a Japanese general adult man.
fuckin japs
go to hell
これで完璧
Is this a pen?
No, this is Mr. Oka.
>>58
ファッキンジャップぐらい分かるよバカヤロー >>19
Ohhhhhh!!!
Mis. Sperma!!!! People's love is not perfect.
I am a Japanese general adult man, but I would like to inquire about the intentions of you youtube administrator about the above.
Hi, KEMO guys.
Altogether now
Jaaaaaaaap
i wanna sex friend.
is there somebody?
I am a Japanese general adalt man.
My hobby is watching KAZUYA channel.
I hate Google!
Japanese NEVER learned a lesson from their lessons, eh?
>>34
It won't. is correct? can stupid kemomen explain rule of jinro game in eng lish ?
We must respect the will of the individual.
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!
hatred is an energy of my life.
>>84
Is it correct? heart beat, heart beat by Yasai
Stand back! You stink.Take a shower
Et non fueris locutus anglicus
could you tell me the way to the kenmo?
I have TOEIC 750 points.
Do you have any questions?
I'm thinking learning English in this Youtube channel.
I wish I can talk and think in English very well.
Learn English with EnglishClass101.com - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/user/ENGLISHCLASS101
Do you guys recommend some other practice? >>102
I agree with you. Abe needs to be die! >>110
it's too poor score if you wanna brag it. pusssssssssssy
jaaaaaaaaaaaap
>>110
When the test was tested? ♪ビッチビッチ ジャップジャップ マ〜ンマ〜ンマ〜ン
i need Japanese school girls pictures
please HELP me & fack you
すまん、どうやったら英語を英語で理解できるようになるんや
1回日本語に変換しないと無理や
>>110
any questions → any question
hehehe
>>114
practices is correct. I think. >>108
just say "unko chinko manko" 24hrs everyday >>126
イエスとかピースとか普通に出るやん、そゆこと Er Tokyo control, Japan air nine five eight,
we have a ...er now er climbing to flight level three seven zero
and we have RA, descend RA at three seven zero
and we observe er Boeing seven four seven reaching from our left side
and there also descend away er climb to flight level three seven zero,
now leaving three five five.
Hello scumbags.
I want to die.
>>110
stand back! you stink.
take a shower.
>>126
Read Read Read. Listen Listen Listen. Good leaders don't try to evade responsibility for their actions, I think.
>>110
I got TOEIC 780 score. no difficult. >>118
I don't want to boast it.
However, I think my knowledge is helpful for mamy Kenmo-men who can't get even 700.
>>121
A year ago. Abe is Japanese president gay.
He graduated Seikei university which is the bottom level in Japan.
But he is proud it and his only a good point.
All the kenmomen are developped from the net right wing.
I am a Japanese general adult man
今の流行りはシャラップ上田じゃなくてアダルトマン将軍かあ……
英語学習の最大の難点は添削者の圧倒的不在である。
We really don't have good English-sensei.
>>142
but he smells like shit and his fucking disgusting face really makes me feel like throwing up! >>135
Yup, do at your own risk ;-) ムィスタァープレズィデンッ!ムィスタァープレズィデンッ!
>>114
The Kazuya Channel is the way to go. >>142
The standard score of Seikei college is almost "aberage" of Japan.
I'm stink.
I have to take a shower.
But before it I made this thread by chance for my passion. it is too hot to die.
I could do nothing today. tomorrow as well
>>153
Why do you know his smell? Oh so you had a close relationship or maybe sexual intercourse with him. >>110
score auction started
Live another day
Climb a little higher
Find another reason to stay
Ashes in your hands
Mercy in your eyes
If you're searching for a silent
sky
You won't find it here
Look another way
You won't find it here
So die another day
The coldness of this words
The message in his silence,
"Face the candle to the
wind..."
This distance in my voice
Isn't leaving you a choice
So if you're looking for a time
to run away
You won't find it here
Look another way
You won't find it here
So try another day >>162
No shower, you smell good likely flesh shit. is anyone going to have the 7/30 TOEIC test?
>>114
I recommend watching English dubbed/subtitled animes.
Kemmomen are familiar with them! >>162
Washing lower body is good.I do it usually. >>159
i think seikei university is shit and the alumni are all retarded There are a lot of onorary whites.
>>129
I searched but I think you are wrong.
>>136
I like DUO but i can't remenber anymore. さっきゲームしてたらおそらく子供が俺にdamnitplay damnitplayって言ってた
>>158
Kazuya is just a general Japanese adult man.
He dosen't speak English. resign Abe!
resign Abe!
resign Abe!
>>165
he is so stinky his smell goes through my LED.
what a bothering guy sine
nihongo syabere bakabakaba-ka
The easiest way to learn English is: just die and reborn in UK or USA.
I am an interesting man but nobody knows it
I suggested keeping a journal.
>>164
You'll say "It is too cold to do anything else" in this winter. >>189
hey, you can be born in Nigeria, too. hi,kenmo men
plz give me a big money
I am a Japanese general adult man.
You can say the only 3 words: shit, penis, pussy!
right?
>>173
Can you suggest an anime? to watch? hi
kenmo is full of jerks
its really stinks
>>142
Ugh, I mistakenly read Seikei for Seieki. Maybe I have slight heat stroke, ha ha! KAZUYA’s final education is a high school.
But he has earned several dozens of money than Kenmomens.
Приятно познакомиться.
Меня зовут Кенмо.
Сегодня жарко, не так ли? Как все делают?
>>202
no, I can say tits! Warez is soft
You is a big fool man
>>193
You mean scraping articles? Nan dek on osure tatet a no?
>>183
You can think about it with different aspect. The YouTuber opens you up to add subtitles. It will help your work. >>211
You may not say it :( show you! show me!
kikko-man
I like this song today.
SawanoHiroyuki[nZk]:mizuki 『「aLIEz」MUSIC VIDEO(アルドノア・ゼロ ver.)』 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24K4oZjv01I >>2
main object of this club の方がいいよ\(^_^)/ lol
it's amazing to see the Japanese inability to write simple English phrase...
keep fucking around among Gooks, man.
Today's episode of Aikatsu Friends was fun :)
I study korean language.
verv smart language.
>>189
If we are born in UK / USA, we need to learn Japanese to watch anime. Can anybody on this thread make a shit about General Adultman? Seems like not.
アダルトマン将軍を馬鹿にできないモメンぞろいで草
>>189
Actually it's not limited to those areas.
Any English speaking country including Singapore, Indonesia and such are suitable.
And being native in European language is a huge advantage because of their similarity of their languages.
I agree on the point that we are all disadvantaged if we are born outside of those regions. Japland Japland unter alles
Unter Alles in der welt
Wenn es stets zu Ausbeutung und Angriff
Sklaverei zusammenhält
Von der Nagasaki Bis an die Nemuro
Von der Kagoshima bia an den Wakkanai
Japland Japland Unter alles
Unter alles in der welt 👀
Rock54: Caution(BBR-MD5:1341adc37120578f18dba9451e6c8c3b)
You jizzed me in this morning?
>>226
Do not believe Kido’s story. >>234
does that mean you can speak and write Korean, which has some relevance to Japanese? Why are you laughing!!
Shut up!! Don't laugh!!
JAPAN is most advanced country in this field!!!!!
Japland is the shittest country in the world.
South korea, North korea and Taiwan are my brother country.
China is my father country.
Japs are slave. These japs are owned by White persons
I mean if we try to learn Korean, it shouldn't be that hard to master it.
>>223
I thought it too. but why? I think it is ok somehow. >>234
And if you think you can get away with English in Indonesia, try it.
I'm not talking about some resort in Bali. >>233
You gave up writing it in English.lol atarasi syokubade najimenai.
turai.
ato 1niti ganbarou.
>>237
Nah, but I jizzed in your mom’s face. >>239
Well it's easy to learn Korean for Japanese because they have many common elements.
Grammer and many words can be easily deduced from one to another.
Pronunciation is very similar as well. >>231
you will be called weeb lol >>189
I want to go to Ireland or Netherlands. OBAMA laughing this that called nigger.
casino? casino dekinai yo!
What do u think kenmomen?
The first parts of English is easy.
When you get deeper into it,it gets tedious.
>>245
The form of A‘s is only valid if A is a human. >>253
study english
so get well Reed Oh reed
How do you survive with your scrawny little stalk?
>>248
Okay, that was my mistake. I meant Phillipean or whatever spell it is.
I often forget their name and confuse with Indonesia. >>1
из за ебучей рекламы становится не смешно! I: Japanese culture is also amazing!! Especially anime is so cool!!
Foreign Friend(FF): Actually, it seems Elotic by many of white person except for weeaboos.
I: No No! It is not true!! Japanese people have #1!
FF: It is true. You are stupid. Could I tell you the truth?
I: grrrr
>>275
Japanese schoolgirl >>267
yoga pants is great
we don't need fuck scene right? I'm just finished MIT , now I work at Google. My first salary was only $70,800 :( My cutie blonde girlfriends wanna fuck me soon. thanks to Baikoku JiminTO,We spoil lots of Jap's capital, by just selling garbage military weapos lol
Fucking love Abe lol
>>103
Really growing grases🤣 I'll shove this fucking thing up your ass
>>275
homemade
legal teen
barely teen
rough
cowgirl
big-natural-tits we need to summon CHINNEKI !
Netouyo and Racists must be in gaol
>>203
I recommend,
Ghost in the shell SAC
Seirei no moribito
Naruto
but I can't say it help your English.
I think this one is next from other person's recommendation.
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Full Episode - Season 01 - Ep 01 | South Park Studios
http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes/s01e01-cartman-gets-an-anal-probe#source=6154fc40-b7a3-4387-94cc-fc42fc47376e:25eeb8de-ed8e-11e0-aca6-0026b9414f30&position=1&sort=!airdate >>288
thanx for reminding me, pal.
ad a gratitude let me add
barely legal
i.e. 18yo who isn't a HS student >>293
We need some yoga pants pics :P any MIT people here?
My love anime is serial experiments lain
but video game version is much better lol
OK , you meant Philippines.
BTW, Myanmar was a British colony too, but less than 1% of them can understand English.
>>296
barely legal sounds dangerous... Take care. I want to fuck jc or jk😍
I love sex!sex! Fuck!😆😆
I love musturbate😋
>>298
yes we graduated
and we ate Massa-don jeez. early days too hot :(
will you guys eat unagi rice?
Моё любимое слово: Смерть решает все проблемы. Нет человека-нет проблем.
>>301
sorry i dont speak samsung.
>>264
Thanks. Very helpful.
>>282
Defenitely yes. >>301
We know Chonmonen is poor Japanese and was once the net right
wing. >>312
I am so too.
Udon tastes good. They asked me how I knew
My true love was true
I of course replied
"Something here inside
Cannot be denied"
It is sly of you to show as if you would do well
by making the performance deliberately lower like this
because you can not really do
Do you like bukkake?
I like Gansya.
>>309
لماذا ولدت في هذا العالم؟
ما معنى حياتي؟ 韓国に英語で勝てる事ないんだから、無駄なことしてるな
ハングルの勉強した方がよっぽど役に立つぞ
>>305
I ate steroid-don. thats very healthy and girls love my nipples lol.
yo! you went to MIT ? very nice school , which dorm you were in?
But your nation still fucking love aBe-chan lol maybe B-sou and Netouyo is so big just Aso mentiond >>313
"the" net right wing?What? >>264
We can use A's even if A is not human.
This knowledge is obsolete a bit.
cf. 『表現のための実践ロイヤル英文法』 https://imgur.com/a/EzZ0zw1
I scored 835 points before, but am feeling it's hard to use in business scenes.
However my current job requires both English and Japanese conversation skills.
Therefore, I am willing to join such an attempt. well , it's time to start toeic auction , isn't it
Dose anyone have a japan etti porn??
>>245
objectiveは形容詞だから、ちょっと違和感がありますよ。ここは名詞ですね。 >>320
Japs cannot win against Koreans in any field. What is chusei Japland called in English?🤔
Medieval Japland?
>>319
أدعو الله أن تعيش
حياتها لفترة أطول >>323
net-uyoku is a person of specific group. My Prime minister has a toilet accident.
Meh😑 I'm really disappointed in this thread. I mean, your poor English is making me nauseous.
I'm thinking making this type of thread regularly.
And we want a wiki for English learners in Kenmo.
Is wikia is good? or some other recommendation for wiki?
I should learn and use English continually. >>330
名詞でもあるし、固い文書で使われるよ
ぐぐってみ My name is KENMO MEN
I don't like JAPAN
I hate affiliate marketing
It is difficult for me to translate from Japanese to English
I guess it is not dufficult for Japanese to write and read English.
but speaking....🤔
today osplay are gangs the air of the town.
fucking useless airplane that wasn't used in the disastar.
fucking noise fucking huge
英語が苦手な山田はmyを使って文を書けという問いに対しこう解答した
Mypenisbig.
数日後、答案が帰ってきた
山田のこの文章の隣には赤ペンで
1.単語間は一文字分のスペースをあけること
2.be動詞がありません
と美人の英語教師らしく綺麗な文字で書いてあった
しかし山田は
isってbe動詞じゃないの?と言っていた
Oh, I missed sperm... .
Fucked you?
零細ゴミ商社に勤務しているから日常的に会話もメールも含め英語は使うんだけど、社内以外のスタッフに英語見られるのは恥ずかしいわね。
自信持って英語使える人は本当に羨ましい。
of course you can fuck me if you are a woman
The more Japs work hard, the more USA get rich, lol so,we dont work much. we play skyrim ,fallout4, but japs only play smartphone gacha game lol cos there Shachiku-san. We love Jiminto and Takenaka , my friends!
>>351
You ought to remember mu seibutsu shugo. >>321
I was in newsoku
what is steroid-don. is your tama-kin OK? Is here where retards are mumbling something? lol
>>339
good.
if you would like to study formal/academic/business writing,
I recommend you to read and use Little Brown Handbook / Chicago Manual of Style for your comprehensive reference.
It is for intermediate and/or advanced learners.
Do you have any good recommendations? There is no damage to me.
Moreover, even if there is damage to you bastards,
it is no relation to me completely.
Since you don't matter to me.
Without exaggeration, even if you guys die, I won't be sad at all.
Because I have not been involved with you in the real world.
In other words, I don't sympathy to you bastards.
أعتقد أن اليابان
دولة نامية
Standing on the corner
Just me and Yoko Ono
We was waiting for Jerry to land
Up come a man with a guitar in his hand
Singing, "Have a marijuana if you can."
>>351
>When we don’t use ’s
>We don’t use ’s when the noun is not a person, animal, country, organisation, etc., or when the noun phrase is very long:
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/determiners/possession-john-s-car-a-friend-of-mine
ケンブリッジの説明は使わないとあるな
フォーマルな文では使わないのが懸命なのかもな >>365
右端によっててワロタwwwwwwwwwwwww >>363
I don't know English but why I can read this
Tombo SATO and Hases are great
>>325
wow, cool. thanks.
>>333
I think so too.
>>343
Me too. I have to improve my English writing skill.
The time has come. Please don't go...
Ahhh!! I dropped away!!!
Uwaaaaaa
Mahhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
I am a Japanese general adult man
Which is the territory of which country is Takeshima really?
>>359
newsoku is fucked up ,only baka-sayoku in there lol
no, we dont use steroidon around tamakin, magurodon is good example >>373
Originally it was a Korean territory,
but from Japan's colonial rule, Japan voluntarily claimed its ownership.
Currently it is internationally recognized as Korean territory. I regularly use English for speaking or writting including e-mail because I work for a small garbage trading company,
but I am embarrassed if somebody who doesnt belong to the company sees my English
I envy peopl who can use Englisy confidently
>>362
I like grammar girl and math bookd >>379
Detailed explanation Thanks.
In this case it seems natural that Korea will get angry. recently, im crazy in hypnosis mastabation.
i feel like losing my concetration in a daily life.
then, from now i'll dive in hypnonpis world.
>>367
come to think of it, abstract nouns don't seem to have s'. >>385
oh...miss sperm
mast"ur"bation >>380
Please don't call your company garbage. Otherwise I'll assume your company is working on trading garbage across the world. konnnitiwa
oppaipaipai
Yahoooooo!!
>>391
shit!
penis!
pussy! >>379
I’m completely agree with you.
Japanese must recognize this correct history. يجب علينا جميعا أن نموت معا.
🔨💉🔪💀☺
My ability of speaking English is no so well. I have no native English speaker friends
and no native speaker is aroud me in my everyday life.
Sometime I express my inner thoughts in English, but it is not easy to do it.
>>378
Yes🙋,I d,dropped a game of cards!! >>385
stop it,right now
At the worst case You will die >>396
you can speak natives if you pay money ;) sorry
you can speakto natives if you pay money
if we all write in english, then affiliaters cant copy and paste.
>>390
thats not my company acctually
i just tlanslated some res in japanese Please tell me how to read English quickly. It takes long time for me to read English now.
I don't have job,money and girlfriend.
can someone help me?
>>404
I copied to open 2ch and affis are able to recopy that note. My name is Shoko Asahara.
>>404
Why? Could you tell us this reason? >>401
Yes, I'm interested in tkaking online English speaking service.
Speaking English two or three times a week will improve my English ability drastically. I think it's funny that we have to pay money to learn English in Japan.
Most of the people in English speaking world can speak English without any additional education or program.
Even homeless guy can speak Enlgish perfectly.
Then why do we have to pay money to the teacher when they just normally speak in their mother language?
It's absurd.
>>405
Just a joke. Nevermind. >>407
Masturbation is our messiah. Please tell me my name Kemmo-men.
Someday I visited Japan, they laughed him.
So I said that
"Why do you laugh?"
Who am I?
i am always sorry for useing my poor english
my skill is so suck for it
>>409
How many vergins you have fucked with through your life? >>407
Shaking your penis, God is always watching you. >>414
because we dont need to speak english Is there cute bigtits girl who want to learn japanese? Ill teach you
>>408
>>410
sorry for my poor english.
technically, its possible to copy and paste them.
however, i think these english threads wouldnt get many viewers at Matome sites.
so there seems to be no benefit for affis.
>>362
Thank you.
I don't have any recommendation. I just read English-Japanese dictionary whole.
No, I recently watch Youtube every day, every night.
Superintelligence: Science or Fiction? | Elon Musk & Other Great Minds - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0962biiZa4
2016 Isaac Asimov Memorial Debate: Is the Universe a Simulation? - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSZA3NPpBs
These arre great videos. >>389
oh thank you. In return for telling, i gonna put my white milk on your face.
>>398
dont stop me noooow >Most of the people in English speaking world can speak English without any additional education or program.
i doubt it
>>397
Okay, after this I will look for that.
And you can come to our garage later.
So just calm down kid, right? I am a Japanese general adult man.
>>407
How old and where are you? My English is poor.
How did eigo-momen study English?🤔
Just speaking frantically?
>>406
Read BBC or American news sites every day.
It'll work. We live in Japan where nobody speak English.
If you have pronouced English correctly in your jurior high schol,
most Japanese students would have laughed, even teachers.
how can we "speak" on a bill board on the internet?
>>48
>We live in Japan where nobody speak English.
you need to insert a comma between "Japan" and "where"
otherwise, you are implying there two kinds of Japan,
one of which is where people speak English and the other
of which is nobody speaks it. WOW!
Kenmow English Club
I call it KEC
>>440
how it's using voice recognition
this is crazy voice recognition >>440
oh, you dont speak?
I always speak when read/write responses Which do you think the best expression of "おまんこ壊れちゃう^〜" is?:
・My anus has begun to be pussy!
・My anus is melting into pussy!
・Omanko will break!
・Omanko will be broken!
・Omanko is going to break!
・Omanko is being broken!
・Omanko broke!
>>441
Thanks for your correction. Sorry, it's too hot and humid for me to avoid making
any mistake.
I want to improve in my English speaking skill
this is created by voice recognition
I have a 200 word essay due tomorrow and still be here
I don't want to speak English
>>452
nobody wants you to. >>454
Exceptionally I do. >>444
I don't understand what you are saying. I have a stats exam tmrw
I’m so nervous right now. cuz I’m not good at math, I haven’t studied math for 7years.
Does anyone encourage me?
To be,to be,ten made to be.
>>457
sorry, that reply was created by voice recogntion on my phone.
what i wanted to say was...
"how about using voice recogntion
this is created by voice recogntion" >>459
What exam you take? Yellow slime kun is KAWAII😚😚😄😄
But now android emoji is ...😭😭😭
I will never forgive google.absolutely!!!😠😡👹
>>459
When you are feeling down: Words from Shuzo Matsuoka 【With Engsih subtitles】 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk
>>468
Hello! My TOEIC score is 900.
However, I'm good at only reading English and
it's difficult to speak, write and listning.
>>459
you are nervous because you correctly caliculated the high probability of your getting a low score.
so you are good at statistics!! >>473
Listening is still hard even though your score? this is my most favorite word
The world will always need revolution.
That doesn't mean shooting and violence.
A revolution is when you change your thinking.
Confucianism and Christianity were both revolutionary.
this is chinpo
that is chinpo too
Have you got a smelly socks?
>>473
My score was 930 about four years ago.
Reading and listening English is not difficult for me,
sometime I read English book or listen to English radio all day with no difficulty.
But expressing myself in English, speaking and writing, is not easy to do. (´・ω・`)what soup do you have? miso?
Thanks for coming this thread, everybody!
I will eat dinner, watch Youtube and go to bed. im watching nhk news9 in english sub音声
>>450
I think you need chin-shoot thread
acceleration your mind! >>498
chin shoot? what do you mean? why don't you just make English girlfriend.
it's the fastest way to learn it.
of course that doesn't make instant improvement tho. you need to keep learning it. and of course it's very rude to just use her a living English dictionary.
>>171
I believe the next test is on 7/29. ぼくはピーナッツって絵本がとても好きなんだけど
その中でチャーリーブラウンが「ぼくがいつもそばにいて助けてあげられるとは限らないんだよ…」ってセリフがある
I can't なんちゃらと言えば良いのかと思ってたんだ
君らも何パターンか思いつくだろう
原作をみたら
you know,i'm not always going to be around to help you…
だった
>>500
oh manko is a common way to communicate over the world but that doesnt work in an english test >>475
I cannot answer the listening question with confidence.
Of course, it's impossible to talk with native speak of English.
I believe I have to go abroad in order to get ability to listen English. I am a cat. and not have a name yet.
I never know whence I born.
>>503
Are there JAP's meeting today, here? >>506
canは可能不可能の助動詞だから、「場合によって不可能」という場合には別の表現にしたほうが簡潔になる (´・ω・`)you dont have to take it today
>>500
I can't even make a Japanese girlfriend Hello everyone, did you kill the JAP today?
By the way, let's take a look at my balls.
What do you think of it?
>>507
like why do you need a test for learn English in the first place. just speak and get some experience. >>514
(´・ω・`)life living goes fuck
but it is already extinct >>523
No it's your fucking dick.
Mine is like a log. >>515
well Japanese bitch and English bitch are completely different species. it's worth to give a shot. maybe it'll work. Seriously, how many of you are bilingual in English and Japanese.
Count me in. Who else?
>>516
Do LDP everyday, every time. >>529
I'm fine。Thank you ,and you? I hope this thread will series
>>530
I’m okay, because my youtube channel is back! What's the distance from your heart to you?
Well i’m not so good at English lol.
But let me tell you some joke.
What do vacuum cleaner says when he come across his mate?
The answer is “VROOOOOOOOM!!!!”
You know it’s like”bro”lol
If you laugh,you lose!
割りとまじで英語勉強したいからおすすめのテキスト教えろ
no one can kill me.
bring it on kenmo men
月曜からサンフランシスコ出張なんだけど助けてエロい人
>>527
Hah you can check the rate of bilingual japanese easily on the internet >>532
Are you netouyo or racist? >>538
die upper citizen
I do hate elites >>517
HOLY SHIT SO BIG FUCK ME >>538
You can get over wuth google! Believe google!
I don't take responsibility! >>536
https://www.amazon.co.jp/Mastering-American-Accent-Lisa-Mojsin/dp/0764195824/ref=sr_1_9?s=english-books&ie=UTF8&qid=1532004144&sr=1-9&keywords=american+accent+training
I find this very useful if you want to learn American accent.
For example, you sound cat like キャット but in American English it's pronouced as キット, like KitKat.
Kat and Cat are pronouced almost same in American english >>541
I am a Japanese general adult man. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
Hey common men!
No one reacts to my fucking cool joke why??
You japanese cannot read even plain English ??
I FEEL DISAPPOINTED
i can speak English completely
>>541
I am Japanese SANPEI desu このスレを見てたらマジで4chanにいる奴の多くがケンモメンなんだろうなぁって思う
教科書英語って感じで見てて気持ち悪い
Hey,guys :)
I want to fuck the white.
I am srs and i live in Osaka.
英語表現を勉強したいなら
桐原1000かネクステの日本語和訳を全部丸暗記するといい
もちろん文法・語法理解も必要だけど、インプットとアウトプットが同時にできて一石二鳥
英語の初学者向けの参考書で学参に勝る市販の参考書はない
>>556
Speak in English plz >>553
Can you write it in English? I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
Such a feelin's comin' over me
There is wonder in 'most ev'ry thing I see
Not a cloud in the sky, got the sun in my eyes
And I won't be surprised if it's a dream
Everything I want the world to be
Is now comin' true especially for me
And the reason is clear, it's because you are here
You're the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
>>553
Then tell me what “practical” English is >>553
4chなんて見たことないがネトウヨが日本に対するヘイトを稼いでるとこじゃないんか >>560
I’ve learned this speech when i was a junior high school student LOL >>560
all men are created equal but women are not. >>561
my pen is twice as big as abe's one >>562
But I wonder what this speech is.
Can you tell what is this?
I don’t wanna goggle it lol. Do someone want to see my balls??haha
>>570
It’s a lyrics of the song “Top of the world” >>572
You are kind. thanks a lot. >>573
I think your English is very nice!!
Are you a jap-male♂??or white people?? >>567
go 4chan and see it by your sight
it's clear to see the diffence so you will be ashemed of your super grammatical english I like Japanese school girl in uniform, slipping into pink panties.
It is necessary to sppeak engish, if you want to use aliexpress
>>574
JAP-MALE CONFIRMED lol. White man is evil race.
Extinction of White man is the only way to world peace.
Kill White man! Kill White man! Kill White man! Kill White man! Kill White man!
Kill White man! Kill White man! Kill White man! Kill White man! Kill White man!
Kill White man! Kill White man! Kill White man! Kill White man! Kill White man!
>>1の
This club's main objective is learning and practicing English.
は
This club's main objective is to learn and practice English.
の方がいいのではないのかと思ったんだけど、どうなの? >>580
I’m Jap-male too :(
I wanna born as the white. White man never ever make apology for the colonization in Africa and Asia,
Why We Japanese only forced to make apology for "colonization" in Asia????
>>581
RACISM AT ITS FINEST. looking at this thread I really think that many of those who are in 4chan are kenmomen
as if I felt seeing textbook English
its disgusting
>>582
どっちでも通じるとは思うけど、確かにto不定詞使う方が自然だと思う >>585
Japanese people are foolish!!LOL >>2
Die right away, motherfucker >>581
White men are an evil race Chinese does not allow Japanese to call them China = "Sina"
Japanese mast call Chinese "Chuugoku"=means, "Center of The Universe"
The world "Zhong Hua" means discrimination to all mankind on the earth.
Non Asian Nation must know the disgusting truth of arrogant Chinese.
>>582
I think Both of them are grammatically correct.
But probably the latter one is more natural maybe. >>557
If you would like to learn English expression, I'll recommend you to memorize all example sentences in "桐原1000" or "Next Stage" (書き間違えたけど日本語から英語とその逆の対応両方を覚える)
Although, in addition, you have to grasp and interpret how each grammar and idiom works, it's a time saving to learn both "input" and "output" at the same time.
When it comes to an English textbooks for beginners which you can find in a bookstore, nothing is better than English textbooks for university entrance exams. No one knows that one poet was eaten up long ago,
before Homer or the blind Maeonides sings such beautiful songs.
Prime minister Abe should go down.
Internet supporter of Abe should go away.
>>592
Hmmm..
I can’t make out what you want to tell
Btw are you chink??:) China has became a superpower
so it is true that chine is the center of the world
Chink and jap are friends.
Both are yellow monkeys.
>>570
what this isか二回あって冗長だから、あとのはcan you tell me itかcould you elaborateとかしたほうがいいと思う I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield.
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station.
And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side!
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor.
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord!
shit my bad
must write property
China has become a superpower
so it is true that china is the center of the world
>>602
but japs are followers of USA
and china ia independent >>485
例えばbookはbooksじゃないとおかしいって、ネィティブと話してると絶対指摘される
そういうのって本読んで独学だと厳しい 過去の自分の書き込みを英訳すれば
普段よく使う言葉だけでも英語で話せるようになるんじゃないかと思っていた
It is not China but great America that locates ,and will locate in the center of the universe.
btw do you know “flat earthers “?
Do you think they are serious or just kidding us?
>>407
You can have a kenmo soul
good luck If Italy define its territory based on the Roman Empire,
No one in international society will not agree.
But China, they are doing extension its territory and adding military presence
just because they are insisting the ownership made by
someone in ancient "Chinese" dynasty had traveled somewhere in ocean.
Why international society ignore such Chinese silly logic and evil action to world peace?
>>610
I first hear of that word and i google it.
It’s so fucking >>609
it is good for developping your english skill that you translate japanese short sentences into english my toeic score was 960 like 20 years ago but my writing and speaking suck
>>603
Yeah I think so.
I don’t review my sentence before posting so if you find my mistakes feel free to point out. Korean is parasite of Japanese society.
To get healthier society, Korean must go back to peninsula.
>>612
becaouse china has the power
you silly?
lol The word "DPRK" means
D isgusting
P oor
R apist
K orean
nanyakonosure...w
Jap,SHINE!w
Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike
He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day working for her man
She brings home her pay, for love, for love
She says, we've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer
>>619
japs are parasites of the earth
killing so many pople by spreading radiation to the sea >>621
Such a evil backronym we japanese are so island...
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
English is a very difficult language
これが限界です
We must respect the will of the individual.
Actually I like this thread
I received the same striking back response as if I write in Japanese.
such as>>624
Die Korean! Bob is out of order.
oh no! I'm dying of thirst!
what a shame
of course jap kills korean too
korean is one of vitims of japs too
knock it off jap
>>634
“BOB IS OUT OF ORDER “LOL. I ain't gonna work on Jap's farm no more
No, I ain't gonna work on Jap's farm no more
Well, I wake in the morning
Fold my hands and pray for rain
I got a head full of ideas
That are drivin' me insane
It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor
I ain't gonna work on Jap's farm no more 👀
Rock54: Caution(BBR-MD5:1341adc37120578f18dba9451e6c8c3b)
Football club of Dentsu treated Halil badly.
my office squeezes me
but i cant get a new job becaucse i dont have anything
would you give me a WHITE work ?
Banning plastic products causes demand of alternatives,
Plastic strews to Paper Strews.
But what is this?
https://www.huffingtonpost.jp/2018/07/19/polar-bears-playing-with-plastic_a_23485160/
Plastic Automotive body parts,
which is necessary architect for lower fuel consumption cars.
If those plastics has been banned and changed to steel parts,
That will benefit for getting back good old days for steel maker and its workers.
So this pretty picture is actually really good propaganda for Donald Trump. >>639
You feel blue and the color of the job you can get is also blue LOL.
I’m blue da be dee da ba da...♪ >>1のDMMのQAサイトはかなりレベル高いと思う
普通にネット検索しても非ネイティブの変な英語が大量にヒットするから、あんま役に立たないんだよね
その点、DMMのQAはいい まず主語と目的語を入れた単文のわかりやすい日本語で
グーグルニューラル翻訳で英文法を作る
なぜ皆はそれを使って日本語を英語にしないの?
Why do not everyone use it to translate Japanese into English?
次にグーグルニューラル翻訳は単語を必ずどこかしら間違えるので英辞郎で英単語だけ治す
Why do not everyone use Google translation and Eijiro to translate Japanese into English?
Most of Kemmomen didn't write on threads of this kind until a while ago.
Kemmomen seem to be really interested in escaping from bloody Japan and living abroad.
なぜならグーグル翻訳が使いものになったので、日本人は英単語を2万語を覚えるだけでいい。
Because Google translation became useful, we need only memorize 20,000 words in English words.
fuckin' english is difficult for me to listen and speak
fuckin' problem
>>649
そこまで自信ないけど、この文脈でこの英文はおかしいと思う
まずonlyじゃなくてjustの方が適切だろうし、we just need toとすべきだろうと
そもそもこの文脈だと、all we have to doとするべきだろうとか
そして、どの表現が適切かは英語を分かってないと判断できない I write in it in spite of 3 before with "2get",
It is the person who has been said to be "20 million years ROM ".
As was said; is evolution from a monkey to the human a lot of ROM a lot of for 20 million years…
I almost argued against "guthavegufun" and the Java man who wrote in it on the way, but I followed an order firmly and I bit lips and put my heart and soul into ROM.
And it is innumerable war the civilization that disappears when I appear…Life and death, life and death.
Now that 20 million years passed, me (I) that I tied you openly, and (I admonish) was untied, was just endowed in the 2get chance that there was; for an impression.…My chest bursts almost.
Does Queen Himiko look?
Do Yoshitsune, Kiyomori look?
Do Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, Ieyasu look?
O.K. then, with heaviness of the history of 20 million years, I devote myself with passion as I wreck a keyboard.
2get
>>649
" we only need to" is much more natural-sounding.
Don't rely on AI translation, or you'll emd up as another Gen. Adultman, kid. kawaii jk to sex shitai ne
wicked wicked wonderland
it's just like crossing the Rio Grande
you gotta have the cash in store
to reappear on our front door
>>649
その翻訳いろいろおかしいんだけど、そんなことより20000語覚えてるレベルなら普通に英語話せるでしょ >>2
レッツゲットスターティッドって何だ
始められたものを得よう?
それとも
始められたものを得る事を許す? Huuuuhhhhh (big-as-shit sigh)
hallo
i am a japanese general adult man.
i am not ABE.
chupa chaps.
facking japs.
lets enjoy Kenmo.
(ヽ´ん`)n..n...nn.....a.......
>>660
さあ始めようとか
基本的に動詞を過去分詞にすると形容詞的に使えるんだよ
getはあんま意味なくて、なるとかやるとかそんな感じ
startに限らずいろんな動詞で使える
だから、you got finishedだったら、お前はオワコンになった、you are finishedだったら、お前は終わりだ死ね、みたいな >>666
why do you stay in kenmo?
you must earn decent wages. This is Judy.
That is Tony.
>>666
you are finished,hahaha! My room is over 30 degrees
Who want to give me air conditioner !
ATSUI ! Axtu !
It might sound insane, but I've firmly decided to memorize all the example sentences listed under the entries of the most frequent 3000 words in 『新編英和活用大辞典』.
Which means I have to beat roughly 100000 sentences into my head over the course of I don't know how many years.
Hopefully it won't take more than 5 years haha.
>>652
only とjustの違いよくわからん >>671
if it's 30 degrees in the US sense, you're freezing to death. I fought the law and the law won
primitive technology channel has many difficult words
how do you memorize a word or phrase
do you have some own method
What's your academic background?
Of course it's better than Waseda, right?
>>652
あー、need onlyで大正解だよ。
I need only be aware of 20.000 words in English という意味。
I only need the mention in reply what he said.とかね >>659
To がないね
グーグルニューラル翻訳にはあったけど抜かしてた
We need only to memorize 20,000 English words. Let's talk with Jim- san
↑
Where are they now?
I am gonna work in Canada
Have some guy worked in canada??
in the roof
前置詞間違えるとどうなるの
I bought fire hd 10
better than i thought
I’ll buy kindle too
I don't know if any of you knows about him, but Kenyu Tanabe has been a big inspiration for me.
He was a legendary コテ in 大生板 roughly a decade back.
What made him so famous was that he attended three prestigious schools in Japan: Sophia, Waseda and Hitotsubashi.
He was thrown out of his first school, Sophia, after he failed to get 32 credits in the first two school years. According to the rules of Sophia then and now, whoever falls short of the requirments must be expelled.
So he got expelled. He decided to start anew somewhere else.
With his experise in English--by then he had passed Eiken 1st grade--, it took less than a year of studying to get accepted into his second school, Waseda. The future started to look bright again.
Then, another crash: he dropped out of Waseda. This time he became so fed up with the scandal-ridden university that he couldn't bear being bracketed as a member of Waseda
...at least so he said. I'm not sure what was really behind his decision though. For whatever reasons, he left Waseda, never to come back.
He enrolled in Hitotsubashi at the age of 25. Surprisingly enough, he made no special effort to pass the exam: it was through 後期3教科型入試--a sort of backdoor--that he got accepted.
Here again, his proficiency in English helped him a lot: he scored an almost full mark in the English exam, a great advantage that put him far above other candidates.
I'm getting tired now...
I'll pick up where I left off some other day.
Are you really happy to being there?
If not, follow me.
日常の英会話ができるようになるいいテキスト教えてくれ
ツイッターから拾ってきたぞ
He didn't say that. And if he did, he didn't mean that. And if he did, you didn't understand it.
And if you did, it's not a big deal. And if it is, others have said worse.
>>692
needのあとのtoの有無は、needを助動詞的用用法で使ってるか、一般動詞で使ってるか
助動詞で使うなら普通は肯定では使わない
だから、need only be というのはおかしい Abe shoud die immediately
>>22
sorewo ittara toufu suko sure toka minnna soudaro >>705
Meka Amelica Gleat agian. Now that I've found that there's no one to turn to, I'll have to stand on my own two feet.
I like this sentence
一つだけ確実に言えることがある。
嫌儲民は英語で議論、戦えるということ。
三日前に嫌儲民の存在を知ったものだけど、
嫌儲民と出会えたことを神に感謝する。
>>2
I love the way to express object as like "Our goal"
>>715
Is it quoted from DUO 3.0?
That is a nice book. >>716
Shut your mouth and get fuck out here. today it will be very hot, too.
from the bittom of my heart
i want to destroy the fuckung crazy idiot sun
cause it makes me annoyed.
but next day is off
so i barely survive now
i'll work casually with the eyes of a dead fish.
Good morning everyone and nice to meet you!
I'm off today!Yeah!
>>698
Welcome to Fire HD10 world!
FireHD10 is pretty nice device.
But this post is written by PC.
I get tired of input from Tablet.oh...
発音は通勤途中とかで一人ブツブツ練習してるが
会話とか相手居ないとつらいから、作文やら文法が全く上達しません
誰か助けて Kenmo you are not worth living.
i believe abe will make japan the great country, again.
Today I had a storong Unko
Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, Surrender, Surrender, But don't give yourself away.
>>722
Why don’t you try skype english for speaking?
As for writing, you should try working with english speakers. Dios mio!Spanish cannot into major language.Kurwaaaaaa!!!
morning guys
i want to know solution of the method of toeic.
>>708
私は正しいことを感覚的にわかったから
英辞郎で調べたものを書いたのだ
やはり間違いではない
need only be aware of
〜を知ってさえいれば十分である I am a Japanese general adult man, but I would like to inquire about the intentions of you youtube administrator about the above.
I’m a single man of 36 and I’ve never gone out with a woman.
What you call "GEEK".
These days I’m falling for a hostess whose name is Yuki chan.
That’s why I wanna gonna tell her how I feel.
How do you think about it?
>>740
im geek too.
but be careful not to be ripped off, because the more you spend, the bigger the psycological damage you take after you are not fulfilled. goodluck. >>736
Speak louder in the train. it's too hot walking outside
my underwear getting wet…
【版権禁止】絵を描いてうpしてリメイクし合うスレXVI
http://open.open2ch.net/test/read.cgi/oekaki/1529755912/
絵描ける人お題出してくれ
無断転載してる奴らに牛耳られてるんや
ラクガキでも可 I think you already have noticed, but this country will end sooner than your expectations.
The Olympic is a funeral in this country. It is only two more years until then.
How do you guys spend two years until the funeral?
I am a boy
you are octpus!!
>>748
I don't care. Anyway life will go on. 私は私の家の熱に戻ってくる気がしない。
今日は暑い。そしてこの異常な天気は数ヶ月続くだろう。
I do not feel like returning to the heat of my house.
today is hot. And this abnormal weather will last a couple of months.
↓
I'm not feeling like getting back to my house heat.
It's hot today. And this abnormal weather will continue for a few months.
グーグルニューラル翻訳は英文法間違えないから英語を書くのは楽ちん。単語を必ず間違えるけど。
you →× u →◯
are→× r→◯
JAP lol r u ok ? :) >>756
間違えるのはいいけど勝手に置き換えて単語だぶらせたりする
Roll On Floor Laughing My Ass Off . >>748
I enrolled my children in local schools when we were in foreign countries. They, now, speak English fluently, up to par with native English speakers.
I repeatedly tell them that Japan might remain one of the wealthy countries, but skyrocketing burdens such as social security costs will surely oppress their life, so if they find opportunities in other countries they should leave Japan.
I will also move to other countries probably in 7 years. Suicide is an endemic disease in Japan.
oh....... the rule is to use english... shiiiit
edano's speech was so long
Nobody heard it
just he wasted our tax
ジャップ同士英語ごっこしてないで普通にredditにでも書けば?
伝わらんかもと言う不安感がなきゃ表現は上達なんかしない
Why don't you formally go and write in reddit not to play English among japs-yourselves?
You cannot improve your expression unless you feel a sense of anxiety that you do not make yourself clear
I wonder if this thread reaches the second one.
>>769
you inattentively broke the rule...
you must apologize to us all I wanna be a good English speaker.
How do I do for my success?
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